now playing: Body Count - Cop Killer



me: today something funny happened. i got arrested again. this time for something worthwhile.

ania: oh god

ania: why?

me: public indeceny!

ania: hahahah

ania: do tell

me: not even ten seconds

ania: oh dear god rafe

me: but the cop was turned the corner

ania: haha

me: and i said to myself

me: "fuck, a car. at least it's not a cop"

me: and then the spot came on

ania: hahaa

me: and i was like "MOTHERFUCKER!"

me: the funny part, the ironic part, is

ania: haha

ania: oh?

me: they had to call in backup

me: cause

me: i'm so hardcore

ania: back up?

me: yeah. it takes two police to handle rafe davis and his urinary device



second offense in as many weeks.



f tha po-po